Personal web log of Donovan Burns Gentleman Haruspex. Resident of Salt Lake, Utah (and sometimes Las Vegas). Concerns mostly humor, science, photography, and art matters. My original work can be found here: latest & earliest.
“Hey honey, where were you the past two days?” “oh let’s see … the lizard thing happened again, I got kidnapped by a cosmic entity-“ “What?! Why didn’t I get a ransom note?” “Oh it wanted us to fight to the death, but don’t worry, I got to make some tunes with Tony Stark on an alien computer” “… Are you sure you weren’t drunk?”