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Personal web log of Donovan Burns Gentleman Haruspex. Resident of Salt Lake, Utah (and sometimes Las Vegas). Concerns mostly humor, science, photography, and art matters. My original work can be found here: latest & earliest.
Apr 12 '14

(Source: w-st-d)

Apr 9 '14
*feels something on neck, takes off backpack* 

"oh god oh god" *panic attack for five minutes* 

Bee: hey bro wats up? jus chillin?

*feels something on neck, takes off backpack*

"oh god oh god" *panic attack for five minutes*

Bee: hey bro wats up? jus chillin?

Apr 6 '14
  • "I can't believe the still haven't found that airplane"
  • Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
  • "So what, is near Vietnam or something?"
Apr 5 '14
#sheep

#sheep

Apr 1 '14

CHOO-CHOO MOTHERFUKKA, three trains means you’re stuck until ALL the people behind you grow the balls to back up and U-turn.

Mar 30 '14

karenhurley:

AWESOME MECHANICAL CREATURES BY GABY WORMANN

Born in Germany in 1966, artist and citizen of the world Gaby Wormann (deviantart) divides her time between Switzerland, Germany and Portugal. Inspired by the writings of Franz Kafka and the work of artists HR Giger and Pierre Matter, Gaby is an artist who deals with the themes of individual ethics and humanity’s uninhibited intervention in complex biological systems.

nope

Nope

NOPE

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-217

(Source: devidsketchbook.com)

Mar 29 '14
The Germans have a term, Backpfeifengesicht, which loosely translates to ‘a face deserving of a slap’.

The Germans have a term, Backpfeifengesicht, which loosely translates to ‘a face deserving of a slap’.

Mar 28 '14

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING I SOUND CRAZY WHEN I INSIST BANAL THINGS ARE COMMUNIST PLOTS!?

IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD I TELL YA

Mar 24 '14
Turd-blossoms are real. #believe

Turd-blossoms are real. #believe

Mar 22 '14
"Non-Bleed Paper" my ass. It’s basically translucent.

"Non-Bleed Paper" my ass. It’s basically translucent.